Noise incident logger

Dated proof beats “it happens all the time.”

Timestamp every noise incident. Chart the hour-of-day pattern. Export a CSV landlords, HOAs, and code enforcement can actually open.

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What you hand them

hornwatch-export.csv

One row per incident. Time, type, intensity, notes — not a paragraph of frustration.

date,time,type,db,note
2026-08-12,02:14,barking,78,east neighbor
2026-08-12,02:31,barking,81,same, second round
2026-08-13,23:48,party,74,bass through shared wall
2026-08-14,06:05,car_alarm,86,lot behind building

A week of rows beats a year of “it happens all the time.”

What you get

One-tap logging

Hear it, tap Log Incident. Timestamped on any device, no microphone required.

Desktop auto-detect

Optional real-time monitoring on desktop Chrome or Firefox for the loud events you miss while asleep.

Hour-of-day chart

See whether it’s 2 a.m. barking or 6 a.m. alarms — a pattern, not an anecdote.

CSV export

Attach the file to the email. That’s the evidence.

Common questions

Do I need a microphone?

No for manual logging. Auto-detect is desktop-only and optional.

What do I send the landlord?

The dated CSV — timestamps and types, not a voicemail thread.

How do I buy?

Email b2stealthysolutions@gmail.com with the subject HornWatch.

Stop losing the noise dispute for lack of proof.

One email. $29. Yours forever.

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