Timestamp every noise incident. Chart the hour-of-day pattern. Export a CSV landlords, HOAs, and code enforcement can actually open.
One row per incident. Time, type, intensity, notes — not a paragraph of frustration.
date,time,type,db,note 2026-08-12,02:14,barking,78,east neighbor 2026-08-12,02:31,barking,81,same, second round 2026-08-13,23:48,party,74,bass through shared wall 2026-08-14,06:05,car_alarm,86,lot behind building
A week of rows beats a year of “it happens all the time.”
Hear it, tap Log Incident. Timestamped on any device, no microphone required.
Optional real-time monitoring on desktop Chrome or Firefox for the loud events you miss while asleep.
See whether it’s 2 a.m. barking or 6 a.m. alarms — a pattern, not an anecdote.
Attach the file to the email. That’s the evidence.
No for manual logging. Auto-detect is desktop-only and optional.
The dated CSV — timestamps and types, not a voicemail thread.
Email b2stealthysolutions@gmail.com with the subject HornWatch.